All The Noob Experiment Battlefront New Wars Update Morphs Guide

The Wars Update for The Noob Experiment: Battlefront adds a stack of new morphs and titans tied to the Noob Experiment series. If you want to try everything the update offers — from the tiny Blocker to the massive Wars Upgrade Titan Noob — this guide covers where to find them, what they do, and the requirements to unlock and call the big ones. No fluff, just the important details so you can dive in and start testing the new toys.

Where to find the new morphs

Open the in-game shop and check the new tab. The update introduces two main families: Bloxers and John Does. Some morphs are simple shop purchases or intermission summons, while others require specific in-game accomplishments before they become usable.

Small and basic morphs (easy starters)

Blocker (small)

• Description: Basic Blocker with punch and kick attacks and a microphone-based mine ability at higher ranks.
• Use: Good for learning the mechanics; cheap and easy to try.

John Doe (small)

• Description: TV-themed small John Doe with punch, scythe attack and a TV-arm special.
• Use: A simple starter John Doe that shows the TV color mechanics.

Mid-tier morphs (more tools and customization)

Large Blocker

• Description: Bigger Blocker with stomp, punch, and deployable microphone bombs (can place multiples).
• Use: Crowd control and area denial with the mic bombs.

Large John Doe

• Description: Larger John Doe with stomp, punch and customizable TV screen color.
• TV colors: white, purple, red. White blinds, purple infects, red deals extra damage. Learn the color effect to optimize fights.

Mech John Doe

• Description: Heavier John Doe variant with jetpack, slash, stomp and the TV color mechanics (red = damage, purple = infect, white = blind).
• Use: Mobility and heavy-hitting options with a jetpack for vertical play.

Mech Blocker

• Description: Mech variant with a massive sword, core cannon, laser beam and jetpack. Also has a sword-throw/spin attack.
• Use: High damage dealer with ranged cannon/laser options.

Titan morphs and how to call them

Titan John Doe

• How to call: Available from the intermission helicopter shop. Select “Call Special Titan” during intermission and pay the cost ($5,000 in-game dollars, not keys).
• Abilities: Teleport/vanish, gravity gun, jetpack, laser, stomp and large slashes. TVs fire as red damage attacks. Also has summon and return mechanics for detached weapons or drones.
• Notes: Useful for rounds where you can farm dollars and want a powerful temporary morph.

Titan Bloxer (high requirement)

• Requirements: Must summon from the intermission shop AND complete solo Easy, solo Medium, and solo Hard runs (complete each mode alone).
• Abilities: Four modes including a near second-life, rage mode triggered when allied Mech Bloxer dies, and a final high-HP attack state. Lots of mechanics and forms — effectively multiple characters in one.
• Notes: High skill ceiling and mechanical complexity; recommended only once you’re comfortable with titans.

Wars Upgrade Titan Noob (endgame)

• Requirements: Beat Easy with the new Mech, beat Medium solo with Titan Noob, beat Hard solo with Multiverse Titan Noob 2.0 — each step unlocks the next.
• Abilities: Classic titan kit scaled up — hammer attacks, shield, jetpack, core fire, gravity gun and heavy guns. Very powerful and straightforward compared to the multi-mode Titan Bloxer.
• Notes: Requires serious solo performance across difficulty levels; worth it if you want a strong, reliable titan.

TV color mechanics (summary)

• White: Blinds enemies (short range effect).
• Purple: Infect (status effect).
• Red: Deals extra damage.

These colors apply to John Doe and many Mech/ Titan TV attacks. Learn which fights need blinding vs damage and switch accordingly.

How to get dollars for titans and where to summon them

• Dollars are earned while playing waves in the game; keys are separate and don’t pay for intermission titans.
• The intermission helicopter appears at the start of rounds; use it to call special titans for the listed cost.
• If you want to use Titans often, focus on efficient wave runs or farming modes that maximize dollar income.

So, Practice with the smaller morphs first to learn movement, TV colors and attack timings. Use jetpacks to gain vertical control in open maps; they change how you approach fights. For Titan Bloxer, learn each mode’s trigger and be ready to switch playstyle mid-fight.

If a titan has energy-absorption mechanics, avoid energy-based spam or bait the absorption to trigger a counter. Solo requirement titans are best unlocked on private servers so you can focus without interruptions. When calling titans, plan how you’ll earn the $5,000 and save it before intermission to avoid wasting time.

The Wars Update packs a lot of new options, from tiny Blockers to complex multi-mode titans. Start small, learn the TV color system and jetpack movement, then work up to calling and mastering titans once you can reliably complete solo runs.