No, I’m Not a Human – Full Achievement Guide and How to Unlock Them

Some achievements in No, I’m Not a Human will pop up just by progressing through the story, but others require specific actions, choices, or even mistakes to unlock.

If you’re aiming for 100% completion, you’ll need to pay close attention to visitors, items, and events across different days. This guide breaks down every known achievement in the game, including what you need to do, and on which day you can get it.

All Achievements in No, I’m Not a Human

A House with History (Day 1 – Daylight)

Inspect every interactable item in the house:

• Bedroom: Nightstand, Curtains, TV
• Living Room: Magazine (table), Picture (left wall), Bunny (shelf), Cross (wall)
• Kitchen: Left Cupboard
• Bathroom: Window above sink
• Closet: Boxes on the top shelf

TV Made Me Do It (Day 2 – Daylight)

Check a guest for Visitor signs for the first time.

Not on My Watch! (Day 2 – Daylight)

Inspect the Hunched Lady’s teeth and then kill her.

Special Delivery (Day 2 – Daylight)

• Watch the TV ad
• Call ForRest and order anything (coffee works).

No, I’m Not a Visitor (Day 2 – Daylight)

Check yourself in the bathroom mirror before a Vigilante visit so you don’t get shot.

First Time? (Day 2 and onwards – Daylight)

Kill a Human by mistake. You’ll know it’s a Human if three body bags appear instead of a blown-up body.

Yes, I’m Alone (Day 3 – Night)

When the Pale Man knocks, pick “I am alone.” He will break in and kill you.

Amateurish Exorcism (Day 3 – Daylight)

Listen to the radio to get the Psychics’ number, then call and let them attempt an exorcism.

Your Fluffy Master (Day 5 – Daylight)

After letting the Cat Lady and her cat in, unlock cat food from ForRest and order it so it arrives at night.

Come and See (Day 6 – Night)

Look through the peephole and watch the world burning.

Hot Potato (Day 7 – Daylight)

Return the FEMA Notice to the Firefighter.

Wrath of the Vigilante (Day 8 – Night)

On the Vigilante’s second visit, show him a body part that flags you as a Visitor. He’ll kill you and trigger this ending.

Shroom or Doom (Day 10 – Night)

Complete the Mushroom ending steps.

Soooooo… (Day 11 – Night)

Answer the Pale Man’s final set of questions.

May Death Cleanse Us of Our Sins! (Day 11 – Night)

Finish the Cultist ending by accepting the Cult Leader’s offer.

The End? (Day 14)

Survive with only Humans in the house.

No, I’m Not Alone (Day 14)

Survive the final day with Visitors still boarded up inside with you.

Other Achievements

• Harsh Compromise: Accept a bribe from a guest like Crop Top Guy or the Sisters.
• Lost in the Roots: Speak to the Immortality Man.
• I AM THE LAW: Kill a pushy guest (example: Blue Aggressive Man).
• Watch and Learn: Kill the Purple Bandana Guy.
• Wait…: Inspect the Wheelchair Man’s hands and confirm him as a Visitor.
• Happier Days: Talk to the Widow for three days until she shows you the photo.
• Family Dinner: Let everyone in during a full run.
• Yes, I’m a Murderer: Kill too many Humans and trigger the Bald Prophet ending.
• Welcome to FEMA: Hand out FEMA notices, keep killing Visitors, and call FEMA for their ending.
• Sommelier: Consume every item (Beer, Coffee, Mushroom, EnerJeka, Kombucha).
• Breakfast of Champions: Smoke Cigarettes and drink Coffee on the same day.
• Frenemy: Kill one person as both a Human and a Visitor across separate runs.

Earning all achievements in No, I’m Not a Human takes patience, multiple runs, and a mix of careful observation with bold choices. Some achievements unlock naturally, but many depend on specific dialogue choices, visitor checks, or item use. If you want 100% completion, keep experimenting with different outcomes and runs—every decision counts.